In December of 2019, I was holidaying in the city of Kandy, in central Sri Lanka. As I settled into my hotel room, I made a peculiar discovery—the toilet had a tap attached to it, doubling as a bidet. Now, I’d never ventured into bidet territory before, but I figured, "When in Rome..." With the adventurous spirit of a traveller on holiday, I decided to take the plunge. And as that unexpected surge of cold, refreshing water met my unsuspecting skin, I couldn't help but think, "I've gotta write a song about this!"
